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QB Super Store

Post by wolfe »

Roethlisbergers half off!

Hasselbecks at invoice cost!

Favre the super star at rookie prices!

Come to the QB Super Store today and get your QB before someone steals him at the Draft!

Follow this link and propose a trade NOW!
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Edgerin James and/or Thomas Jones. Be the proud owner of one of these two fantasy football super stars today! Rip your opponent a new one. Pop the Chosen One's cherry on gameday. Ever thought that the Gamblers were a bunch of loathsome loudmouth's ... but couldn't do anything about it? Stop letting those silly beer guzzling drunk midgets tickle your pubes and kick them into next Tuesday! GET YOUR RUNNING BACK NOW!!! All it's going to take is a draft pick. Will take your soul if your out of draft picks.
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Re: QB Super Store

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Sounds like the RB Super Store is running low on stock. James and Jones?

The QB Super Store has several QB's that will finish in the top 10 in 2008!

If you don't take these guys off my hands I'm going to freeze 3 or 4 QB's! Don't let me monopolize 40% of the top 10! You need a QB, too!

Don't get stuck with the false promises of Kitna, Rivers or Garcia. We get points for yards and TD's in this league not % complete.
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But you really NEED a RB. So contact BSTOCK NOW!
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Re: QB Super Store

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He is bluffing, he will not freeze 3 or 4 QBs. Dont waste your draft picks.
Call his bluff.

I would take T Jones but I cant trade any more picks.
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Re: QB Super Store

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Bluff? Me?
I've already made several trades for picks, so I have enough draft picks that I can hoard 4 QB's and use them as trade bait later. I will make 8 draft picks before we take our first smoke/bathroom break. I don't have anything to lose by freezing 4 QB's.

If you already have a QB you'll be fine. If not, the best available QB in the draft might be Titan Vince Young :puke: (That's a puke for fantasy value. Vince will be fine in the offense designed for '08. Go Titans!)



Back to the QB Super Store commercial...



We have Hasselbeck in a pass happy Seahawk offense. Get him now and sleep well tonight.

Roethlisberger is going to have a huge season this year. 3,000 yards and 32 TD's last season - plus 2 rushing TD's. He will be just as big this year.

Super Star Favre with an hugely explosive Jet offense. Coles and Cotchery's value has shot up this week all because of one guy. Come join the ride.

Prices are cheap now. Everything gets more expensive after the keeper deadline.
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bstock wrote:Edgerin James and/or Thomas Jones. Be the proud owner of one of these two fantasy football super stars today! Rip your opponent a new one. Pop the Chosen One's cherry on gameday. Ever thought that the Gamblers were a bunch of loathsome loudmouth's ... but couldn't do anything about it? Stop letting those silly beer guzzling drunk midgets tickle your pubes and kick them into next Tuesday! GET YOUR RUNNING BACK NOW!!! All it's going to take is a draft pick. Will take your soul if your out of draft picks.
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Re: QB Super Store

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Pretty funny thread Wolfe. How many beers you drink before creating this?

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Re: QB Super Store

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Before, during, after... the Beer Swillers never stop drinking. And bstock, start your own damn thread!

Only 2 days left in the biggest sale of the season.

Quality QB's are available. Don't be left scratching your head on Draft Day. Get a solid QB now!
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Re: QB Super Store

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I wouldnt say QB Super Store - more like a QB discount retailer. Dont worry owners those QBs will be there at draft time. He is bluffing.
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