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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:23 pm
by Oompa Midgets
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building?
Condescending.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:26 pm
by Oompa Midgets
The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:26 pm
by Oompa Midgets
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:27 pm
by Oompa Midgets
If you wish to be big don't belittle.
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:24 pm
by Oompa Midgets
If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret.
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:17 am
by Oompa Midgets
A small shrub clinging to the walls of the Grand Canyon is a Gorge Bush
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:22 am
by woody
Confucius say, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."
That's all I got.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:11 pm
by wolfe
Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:11 pm
by wolfe
Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm
by wolfe
I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out.