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FOX Sports
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:19 am
by bstock
HOUSTON, TX?In a historic development in the 2005 Major League Baseball postseason, Fox executives announced that the Chicago White Sox, who defeated the Houston Astros in four games after a 1-0 victory Wednesday, must now play the New York Yankees in the best-of-seven "Real World Series" beginning Saturday night at 8 p.m., in order to determine the actual world champion. "The White Sox must complete one final challenge before they may be crowned true champions," Fox president Peter Liguori announced over Minute Maid Park's PA system, interrupting the White Sox's celebration. "The Yankees are the keepers of the Real World Series trophy, and in order to win it, the White Sox must travel to New York and beat Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson, and the other formidable, marketable stars who await their arrival." Liguori added that, in the event that the White Sox decline the challenge, the Red Sox have been scheduled to stand in for them.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:22 pm
by The Guru
BStock you should have your blog.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:27 pm
by wolfe
He steals all this stuff from theonion.com.
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:43 pm
by bstock
i dont steal it, i like to call it borrow - i want everyone else to experience the clever wit and gifted dialog of such talented writers...
also, to add a little humor to the boring crap thats usually posted here
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:04 pm
by Agitator
you are the boring crap!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:00 am
by bstock
come on hog...
see, can't people come up with a better retort than that, proves my point... agitated hedgehogs produce a lot of crap
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:45 am
by Agitator
crap and a lot of wins!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:09 pm
by bilyeuofbaxter
That is weak that you don't site your sources. Plagiat.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:09 pm
by Agitator
if this was school, i'd have you exspelled!
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:12 pm
by bstock
you just got a D in spelling