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The Joe is no mo'.

Anyone care to share their favorite/worst drunken memories?

I tried to pick up a woman there once and failed. Eventually, her son approached me and told me to go away.

The hog was tackled by a bouncer for slapping a midget playfully.

they came at me from behind! i could have taken all 4 of them if they had given me a chance !!!

they were afraid that i was going to kick the midgets ass.... (for what, who knows....we were drunk, but i'm sure the midget deserved it!)

Eric, who used to be one the "main" bouncers, has many great stories about Cotton Eyed Joe's. Maybe he will grace you haters with some of them.

I used to get yelled at by the bouncers for not tucking my shirt in. I guess the place was too classy for the un-tucked.

wolfe wrote:I used to get yelled at by the bouncers for not tucking my shirt in. I guess the place was too classy for the un-tucked.

with the name j-dub, they probably thought you were strapped and they wouldn't be able to tell with your shirt covering it up!

I fell face first once. I was escorted out by Stocks before the bouncers kicked me out.

Also, about 9 years or so ago, one of my sister's friends came over and stuck her tongue down my throat. Normally, that's a good thing. But she kissed me in front of a girl I was trying to start dating.

Buying 5 Jack & Cokes and 5 shots of Jager for $10, then breaking a pool cue just to let them know that the place sucked...then going back the next week.

Priceless.