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Posted: **Wed Nov 26, 2003 4:06 pm**

i have some good news today!!!
we have re-signed our couch, Willy Wonka, to a new 10-year contract for both of his teams, the Oompa Loompas and the Bitter Midgets...
Coach Wonka has led the Oompa Loompas to the playoffs 4 times in 6 seasons (3 years in a row), and possibly three straight division crowns...the Bitter Midgets are quite possibly going to the playoffs for the second season in a row with a division title after tying for 1st place last year only losing it by a tiebreaker to the Trojans...

terms of the deal not yet disclosed, but there are rumors that he will get a $500,000 dollar bonus for winning either league championship or $1.25 million if he wins both!!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:05 pm**

all this premature talk sounds familiar..hmm was it toejam talking shit about this time last year????? cant remember...!?!?!?

Posted: **Thu Nov 27, 2003 3:07 pm**

yeah.....the bitters are very premature!!!!!!!

somone take him out!

if you can get a shot at little willy during your game, then that's all the better!

Posted: **Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:51 pm**

it is only wishful thinking...

Posted: **Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:27 pm**

well, both of Willy's teams have now clinched their divisions and are heading to the playoffs!!!
GO OOMPA LOOMPAS AND BITTER MIDGETS!!!!!

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anthony fowler is now taking the podium...

anthony fowler is now taking the podium...