Puns

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:29 pm

She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:30 pm

Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:31 pm

Retired teachers are classless.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:31 pm

I couldn't stand to be without my legs.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:33 pm

The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:34 pm

He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association, eventually becoming a kernel.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:34 pm

The Department of Corrections has a large budget for liquid paper.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:35 pm

I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:38 pm

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:39 pm

I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.