Puns

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:23 pm

What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building?

Condescending.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:26 pm

The sore mummy needed a Cairo-practor.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:26 pm

Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:27 pm

If you wish to be big don't belittle.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:24 pm

If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 2:17 am

A small shrub clinging to the walls of the Grand Canyon is a Gorge Bush

woody · Post by **woody** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:22 am

Confucius say, "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky."

That's all I got.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:11 pm

Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:11 pm

Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm

I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out.