Owens calls 911; Suicide suspected again.
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Owens calls 911; Suicide suspected again.
Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens had to call 911 today after choking on an unpopped popcorn kernel. Sources say Owens was preparing an elaborate end zone celebration when the accident occurred. Steve O'Malley, a Philadelphia area beer delivery man, immediately suspected that it was another suicide attempt by the star NFL player. "You know, that's just the kind of thing I'd expect out of chicken-shit-douche-bag like him," O'Malley reported.
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