Chad Johnson is at it again...

[Agitator]

i smell chicken....

who? what? only hedgehogs here!

but, no media....not this week, we have a big game ahead.

[Oompa Midgets]

is Heinz 57 good on hedgehogs???
oh hell, its gotta be, its good on everything...

backup qb Gus Frerotte told this to a reporter today, "SUEY, SUEY, here hedgehog, hedgehog, hedgehog. Are these things kin to real hogs? If so i will take some mountain oysters, sausage, and bacon."

Coach Wonka will hold another press conference tomorrow...

[Agitator]

to answer your question little coach willy,

yes, hedgehogs are kin to hogs, but we're the black sheep of this animal kingdom. regular hogs do taste good, but you wouldn't want to eat hedgehog (not much fat, plus it's very tough to eat).......

i'm also here to announce by personell inside the hedgehog organization, that Coach Sonic has been given a contract extension through the 2010 year.........

coach sonic of the hedgehogs speaks for the first time in a statement late saturday night. only a selected very few media will be allowed, so if you haven't recieved your invitation then you should make other plans that night.

[Oompa Midgets]

chad johnson backed up his shit talkin and prediction with the best game of this career!!!
10 receptions (career-high) for 107 yards and 3 TDs (career-high)...

GO BITTER MIDGETS!!!

[Oompa Midgets]

where was Calico???
this was his first game in a midget uniform, and the first game he has gone w/o a reception since week 4... with mcnair out i guess he will never catch a pass...