FOX Sports

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:19 am

HOUSTON, TX?In a historic development in the 2005 Major League Baseball postseason, Fox executives announced that the Chicago White Sox, who defeated the Houston Astros in four games after a 1-0 victory Wednesday, must now play the New York Yankees in the best-of-seven "Real World Series" beginning Saturday night at 8 p.m., in order to determine the actual world champion. "The White Sox must complete one final challenge before they may be crowned true champions," Fox president Peter Liguori announced over Minute Maid Park's PA system, interrupting the White Sox's celebration. "The Yankees are the keepers of the Real World Series trophy, and in order to win it, the White Sox must travel to New York and beat Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson, and the other formidable, marketable stars who await their arrival." Liguori added that, in the event that the White Sox decline the challenge, the Red Sox have been scheduled to stand in for them.

The Guru · Post by **The Guru** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:22 pm

BStock you should have your blog.

Post by **wolfe** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:27 pm

He steals all this stuff from theonion.com.

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:43 pm

i dont steal it, i like to call it borrow - i want everyone else to experience the clever wit and gifted dialog of such talented writers...

also, to add a little humor to the boring crap thats usually posted here

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:04 pm

you are the boring crap!

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:00 am

come on hog...

see, can't people come up with a better retort than that, proves my point... agitated hedgehogs produce a lot of crap

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:45 am

crap and a lot of wins!

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:09 pm

That is weak that you don't site your sources. Plagiat.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:09 pm

if this was school, i'd have you exspelled!

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:12 pm

you just got a D in spelling