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A thousand drunken memories demolished

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The Joe is no mo'.

Anyone care to share their favorite/worst drunken memories?

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I tried to pick up a woman there once and failed. Eventually, her son approached me and told me to go away.

The hog was tackled by a bouncer for slapping a midget playfully.
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they came at me from behind! i could have taken all 4 of them if they had given me a chance !!!

they were afraid that i was going to kick the midgets ass.... (for what, who knows....we were drunk, but i'm sure the midget deserved it!)
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Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

Eric, who used to be one the "main" bouncers, has many great stories about Cotton Eyed Joe's. Maybe he will grace you haters with some of them.
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I used to get yelled at by the bouncers for not tucking my shirt in. I guess the place was too classy for the un-tucked.
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wolfe wrote:I used to get yelled at by the bouncers for not tucking my shirt in. I guess the place was too classy for the un-tucked.
with the name j-dub, they probably thought you were strapped and they wouldn't be able to tell with your shirt covering it up!
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Post by Jonathan S. »

I fell face first once. I was escorted out by Stocks before the bouncers kicked me out.

Also, about 9 years or so ago, one of my sister's friends came over and stuck her tongue down my throat. Normally, that's a good thing. But she kissed me in front of a girl I was trying to start dating.
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Post by woody »

Buying 5 Jack & Cokes and 5 shots of Jager for $10, then breaking a pool cue just to let them know that the place sucked...then going back the next week.
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Post by Jonathan S. »

Priceless.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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